look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead
But I get a thousand year nap out of it?
That’s not the intended use Sir
But I get a thousand year nap out of it???
One person’s bug is another person’s feature.
OMG, thank you so much! You just made a lousy day SO much better. And I’m so glad you liked the story. Thank you!!!
ETA that I plan on getting it betaed this weekend, so the full chapter should be up on AO3 soon.
He knew in his heart that spinning upside down around a pole wearing a costume you could floss with definitely was not Art, and being painted lying on a bed wearing nothing but a smile and a small bunch of grapes was good solid Art, but putting your finger on why this was the case was a bit tricky.
“No urns,” he said at last.
“What urns?” said Nobby.
“Nude women are only Art if there’s an urn in it,” said Fred Colon. This sounded a bit weak even to him, so he added: “Or a plinth. Best is both, o’course. It’s a secret sign, see, that they put in to say that it’s Art and okay to look at.”
“What about a potted plant?”
“That’s okay if it’s in an urn.”
– Terry Pratchett, Thud
“Typical artist,” said Granny. “He
just painted the showy stuff in the front. Too proud to paint an honest potato!”
She poked at the page with an accusing finger. “And wat about these cherubs? We’re
not going to get them too, are we? I don’t like to see little babies flying
through the air.”
“They turn up a lot in old
paintings,” said Nanny Ogg. “They put them in to show it’s Art and not just
naughty pictures of ladies with not many clothes on.”
“Well, they’re not fooling me,” said Granny Weatherwax.
– Terry Pratchett,
Once again, even from beyond the
grave, Terry Pratchett comes to the rescue. His books Thud and Wintersmith have the
perfect solution for saving adult content on Tumblr. We just need urns, plinths
and cherubs. We can do this people!
now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format
Will do. Ugh. This isn’t even funny any more…
ready for female bodies to stop being treated as inherently pornographic right about now
some people’s blogs are being incorrectly flagged as explicit so if you would like to check your status, you can look it up on postlimit.com.
if you have been incorrectly marked as nsfw, you can appeal before tumblr permanently filters you as such and your blog is set back to default settings prior to december 18th here.
Everyone: this is how I found out I was flagged and marked explicit. Check your stuff out and make sure you’re good to go.
Apparently I’m flagged as nsfw, and I had no way of knowing until now.
Same here. My blog is officially explicit, and I have no idea why.